It's been awhile...

Lets start this off with a little bit of the wonderful Miranda Kerr.  I know I've been out of commission, and that's hurt all your souls, but I'm back. I entered a strange world, a world where the lights and sounds of normalcy were muted. I moved home. Living at home when you're broke and alone is horrible. Hank WAS NOT HAPPY.

Today however...

I moved!!! Comfy and sunny Buffalo, NY welcomed me today with a fucking blizzard. Not to mention a windchill of -4. Great. I heard bars close at 4am and apartments are cheap as shit here. Now I know why people drink till the early morning and then high tail it out of here for like ever.

I have a bit of money saved up, but I still need to get a job. I was thinking about bartending... Drinking AND making money AND girls flashing boob for some drank? Sign me the fuck up.

I'm back amigos. Comment with your ideas/reflections and I'll respond. Otherwise I'll just keep rambling.

SO FOLLOWERS: WOULD YOU TAKE RAMPANT BUTTSEX FOR 72 HOURS STRAIGHT IF IT BROUGHT WORLD PEACE?

Blarg

So yesterday I freaked out cause my netflix online wasn't working.  This is serious shit, because this is where I get my daily dose of Laura Prepon (Donna)

You can see why I would freak out.  She is so hot I've developed a visual dependency.  It's pretty bad. I need an intervention

After that, I ended up going on a beer run with my friends nate and frank at like 12 30.  Not smart, cause I drank the beer I bought for me for St Paddys Day that night.  Oh and I also totally beat it to Date Night where Tina Fey is a stripper.  Best.  Thing.  Ever.

Well besides sex.  And weed.  And beer.  Yeah

I'm also totally diggin' my new girl Meagan.  She's awesome and a lot like me.  She's hot too, which is quite a plus.  Hopefully this will solidify into a relationship, but I'm cool with "movie nights" ;D for now.

Also, thinking of banana girl periodically.  But that story is for next time laddies

Thanks for the music last time too guys/gals! I really liked carnival of rust by Poets of the Fall.  They rock hard.

So tell me followers...
Where was the CRAZIEST place you had/wish you had sex?

Tha Smokiez

Hey guys/gals, whatsup?

So yeah, been away for awhile, just got back from hiking in the SMOKY MOTHERFUCKING MOUNTAINS

WOOOO

Details on the Trail <-- manpower right there. 6000 ft up.  11.2 miles total.  Yeah.

So yeah, after an 11 hour bus ride down south to the great state of Tennessee.  Stayed at by bud Nate's place, and smoked mad weed.  Holy hell.  My mind included the following:

That is all that needed to be said about that.

Besides that, the girls have toned it down.  I'll be seeing Meagan Saturday! Woooooo party roqq

So followers,


FAVORITE SONG??? 

I need more toonz on mah I pawd

Mission: Accomplished

Well dedicated followers, this is it.

Last night was a heaven and hell Phi Psi party.  Sigma Psi was co sponsoring it, and I finally found my angel there.  Lame I know, but she's awesome.

She's the sorority girl mentioned in the first post.  Plus I can't stop thinking about her which is awesome

So, rundown of the night

• Get there
• Search for her
• Give up periodically
• Danssss mah asss awf
• Grab a smoke
• On the way back, found her standing outside
• Talk a bit
• Go back in with her
• Get in a awk dance circle
• Danssss mah ass awf anyways
• She's gettin up on me and I'm into it
• Grabbin at... parts
• SCORE!

I am ecstatic

The one thing about last night was that since I took my facebook down, she was wondering if I was still together with my ex.  Which I wasn't, but that created some confusion.  That's over and done with though hopefully

Listening to more Beatles.

I have a buttload of hw too.  Econ/chem/physics test this week.  FML.  

I'm off to the library right now.  Speaking of which, if there are any CWRU people reading this, check out cwrucandy.blogspot.com for a cool Easter egg themed candy bar hunt!

So followers tell me,

WOMEN FEATURES: T OR A?

SNOW DAY MUH FUGGA

No class! wooo

Worked out today at 8 though.  Like e're day.  I like my body.  It's sexy.  I'm vain.  Sue me :D

Recently, I've been watching That 70's show.  I think I might have a slight obsesison with Donna.

This brings my celebrity loves to a grand total of :
--Tina Fey. But not in Baby Mama.  I don't like that movie.
--Katy Perry
--Laura Prepon (Donna)
--Jennifer Love Hewitt ( :D )

But yeah.  Right now my comptuer wallpaper is Tina. 

This one (scaled down):

Too lazy to get food :/ I mean I have poptarts but tards who make the rules say no toasters in the room.  Blarg

My day was going to include the following events:
--Class
--Meeting
--Greek Sing practice
--Dodgeball tourney
--Get shitfaced

Now it's just get shitfaced.  Blunt rollin ahora ;D

Also, I'm enjoying Soul Calibur 2. Especially Ivy

(dat ass...)

So hey.  Comment below which movie actress you would totally bone.  Or just say me if you're a broad.

sexftw

Brocrastination

So yeah.

I have a physics lab due at 6pm.  I'm not usually this productive, starting as early as 4 hours before, but hey.  I was inspired.

I thought I'd share the interesting list of things I've been wasting my life with:
--Checking my blog 234553456 times
--Porn
--Texting
--Opening microsoft word
--Porn
--webcomics (cyanide and happiness ftw)
--porncomics
--bathroom ;D
--changing some housing stuff for next year
--setting up music
--re reading the lab manual for like a minute
--porn
--typed my abstract (zomg 10% of lab=done)
--on a roll and started intro & theory
--porn
--more blogging
--here

I need the weekend.

Spring break starts after next week ends.  Nashville broads should be... inbre-I mean interesting.

Yeah.  Interesting.

Sara(h) wasn't at econ today :(  She has this sexy librarian sort of look.  Seeing that I am completely in love with Tina Fey, that is quite delectable to me.

Yes.  Delectable. I quite enjoyed finding this picture searching "sexy librarian" on Google images.

Wish me luck though.  Lord knows that only a miracle will get me through this report AND a worksheet about the other lab I did last week

Blarg

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Blog Entry

So.  First post. Cool.

I was inclined to start the blog because I figured more people would read my blog than my useless twitter account.  Plus, I like talking.  So here goes

It's already about halfway through the semester.  It's my frosh year at Case Western and I'm lovin it.  I study Mechanical Engineering but I'm pre-dental and oh by the way I like women.  A lot.

I'll try to keep this not as offending, but I'm a guy.  Sue me. 

Periodically I'll update this with either random thoughts/experiences or (mostly) updates on my adventures in the world of women-hunting

Serious Prospective women:
--Econ girls.  Sara(h?) and either Laura or Lynn.  Not necessarily at once.  Hopefully though
--Math girl.  Kathryn.  Blonde. 
--Megan.  Sophomore.  Sorority girl.  Leaving in the summer.  Not as high on the list for these two reasons but still she's totally hot.

However, may I notify you, the reader, that Case women are generally not hot. The girls on the list are a select few that have made it.

Today, really the only "progress" was that Kathryn wore sweatpants today and chose to sit in front of me.  Meh, right? Well to my gratitude she was wearing a delightful pink victoria's secret thong. Go sweatpants man.  Anyways, those things were riding down like a motherfucker and I did not remember a second of math today.

In my room.  Going through a Beatles phase. 

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