It's been awhile...

Lets start this off with a little bit of the wonderful Miranda Kerr.  I know I've been out of commission, and that's hurt all your souls, but I'm back. I entered a strange world, a world where the lights and sounds of normalcy were muted. I moved home. Living at home when you're broke and alone is horrible. Hank WAS NOT HAPPY.

Today however...

I moved!!! Comfy and sunny Buffalo, NY welcomed me today with a fucking blizzard. Not to mention a windchill of -4. Great. I heard bars close at 4am and apartments are cheap as shit here. Now I know why people drink till the early morning and then high tail it out of here for like ever.

I have a bit of money saved up, but I still need to get a job. I was thinking about bartending... Drinking AND making money AND girls flashing boob for some drank? Sign me the fuck up.

I'm back amigos. Comment with your ideas/reflections and I'll respond. Otherwise I'll just keep rambling.

SO FOLLOWERS: WOULD YOU TAKE RAMPANT BUTTSEX FOR 72 HOURS STRAIGHT IF IT BROUGHT WORLD PEACE?